Grooming Just Got a Glow-Up! ✨
The HAPPY NUTS The Ballber Pro is an advanced electric groin and body hair trimmer designed specifically for men. Featuring a dual-sided ergonomic design, nut-safe blade, and a powerful yet quiet motor, this waterproof trimmer ensures a smooth and safe grooming experience. With a digital display, travel lock, and wireless charging capabilities, it’s the ultimate grooming tool for the modern man.
D**N
It's great until it isn't
I've purchased three of these trimmers over the past two years, and while they work great initially, they don’t seem to last. Each one performed well for about four months before running into charging issues—eventually refusing to hold a charge at all. Sometimes, they would only work when plugged in, which defeats the purpose of a cordless trimmer.When it works, it's a fantastic product—smooth, effective, and easy to use. But the longevity just isn’t there, making it hard to justify repeat purchases. If the company could improve durability, this would be a top-tier trimmer. As it stands, it's great... until it isn't.
J**.
BETTER THAN MANSCAPED 4.0!!!
Okay, let's start with the one thing I wish it had... Manscaped has a LIGHT on theirs, and that is honestly a huge help when I'm grooming in the bathroom. Even with good lighting, it's still hard to see certain angles, and the little light helps.Now, everything I love about this... I've tried SO MANY grooming products. Two or three from Norelco, the Peanut, the Manscaped 3.0 and 4.0. This is HANDS DOWN the best one.Why?Normally, if it's been a bit since last grooming, I groom with a groomer and then I finish with my wife's dollar shave club razor to keep it smooth. If I remember or have extra time in the shower, I just maintain with a razor. But more often than not, I have to start with a groomer. Pits, nipples, happy trail, pubic region, legs, toe knuckles... Try to keep them smooth from April to October.First, the double edge is actually effective. When working some tighter areas, it's sometimes easier to push and not pull for detailed cuts (IYKYK). One of the norelco ones had this and I liked it but if you went too far you drew blood. This one truly doesn't catch.That brings me to point 2. I'm always careful around the goods... I don't care HOW good the blade is, if you go to fast, you're going to draw a little blood. When I used this for the first time last night, I was grooming as normal... then I went to areas that I usually use a guard for and tested it with NO GUARD. I was able to keep it so close that I didn't need to finish with a razor. It wasn't THAT smooth, but usually there is a little mini forest where the skin isn't as tight between grooming and shaving. Even with Manscaped's plastic blade, I still drew a little blood in some spots. This one... no snags. No cuts. No blood. I didn't try and push it and go fast, but I just wouldn't risk it in those areas... even if it doesn't slice me I don't want to miss hair.With those two points alone, I am in love with this trimmer.Here's what I don't know about yet...1) haven't used it wet yet. I DID rinse it while it was on and it did fine and didn't short or anything. I didn't expect it to. But I don't know how the blade does when the hair is wet. Most groomers get clogged up with wet pubes so I try to avoid using it wet when I'm extra forest-y... so I didn't try it last night.2) I don't know how the battery life is. It came with enough charge out of the box for me to get a grooming in.One "con" if you will... since I was able to use it for more than any other groomer I've had, it got warm. Never so hot that it burned, but considerably hot at the blade that it was something of note.If anything changes, I'll update this review... but after first use, AMAZING. Recommend 11 out of 10!
A**N
Gentle, precise scrotum trimmer
First off, for some reason, this new idea of naming products based on genitals really bothers me for some reason. I’m not prude; I just like professionalism. So buying a razor called “The Ballber” from a company called “Happy Nuts” was really irritating, and I nearly went with a competitor with a much classier name.Ironically, the reason I finally settled on The Ballber was indeed because of its name. There’s no doubt what this razor is designed for, and that is carefully trimming the hair from scrotal tissue. If you’re born with a penis, you know how sensitive this skin is, and how hard it is to trim. You’ve probably tried using a regular clipper and know the pain and shock of getting snagged. It’s not fun.Ultimately I decided to go with this product because I knew EXACTLY what it was designed to trim. No beating around the bush, so to speak. No code words like, “For Sensitive Areas,” or anything like that. Just a clipper for your crotch. Still, I felt like a giddy adolescent kid buying a product with a pair of smiling testicles as its logo.With that said, the product is exactly what I needed: it clips SAFELY. You can this on and put your tongue on it and you wouldn’t feel so much as a bite. That’s how gentle it is. Seriously. You can run it all over your pubic hair and you will never get nicked or tugged. And despite the fact that it’s gentle, it cuts hair incredibly fast - at the same rate as a pair of head hair clippers. The head also trims both directions, and the swivel allows you to shave around the natural contours of your body.It comes in a really nice, high quality box that feels substantial. Getting it in that mail was actually kind of exciting.It is quite sturdy, and the plastic grip texture feels high quality. However, on the other side of the handle is what feels like cheap ABS plastic that’s poorly molded. It detracts from the look of an otherwise great looking product. Apple has really spoiled us in regards to product design, so when I purchase an electronic device, I pay attention to the build and design.FINAL THOUGHTS:If I had the choice, my final rating would be a 4.8/5. Since I can’t do that, I have to give it 4/5. The product is nearly perfect and works exactly how I wanted it to. Don’t waste time with any other products, as they may or may not cause painful nicks or cuts. If you’re looking for a product specifically for pubic hair, this is it. I’m guessing women could probably use it as well. The only thing I don’t like about it is the cheap molded plastic on the handle. Otherwise, I’d give this a perfect rating.FUNCTIONALITY: A+RUGGEDNESS: AAESTHETICS: C+
E**I
Great for the private parts
Amazing works very well, was not cut a single trim while trimming. Not good for a beard though it clogs the blades way to fast. If you were just doing maintenance on a beard it might work ok, but for the private parts it did a great job without a guard on it
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