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Nice gift if you did law

I bought this shortly after becoming professionally embroiled with a man of no talent but enormous expectations. A difficult combination to do very much with, I'm sure you will agree. Before Dead Fred bounced his way into my life I was reduced to venting my frustrations in the guise of doodles. Nowhere near as satisfying plus liable to be used against me in a court of law one day.Dead Fred makes each day worth getting up for. Because whatever life throws at me (assuming I am not quick enough off the mark to be able to bolt the door of my office before Bill can even get in there) I know that I shall at least have the satisfaction of ramming by ballpoint into a helpless inanimate object. Little things like that make life worth living.

There isn't much to say here, this is Fred, Fred is Dead, Fred is also Red.Stab friend in the prepared, stab in the heart hole in his chest and he'll hold your pen for you.It's amusing, also good to fidget with on zoom calls, takes up hardly any space is large enough to be a visual novelty.It is what it is, amusing, practical and erm...dead.

Bought as a novelty gift for my husband’s desk at Christmas. He loves it.

It's not going to revolutionise your life, but there are moments when, just by looking at him, I have to smile. I also bought one as a present for a friend who was having a tough time at work and I think it brightened his day. If the worst comes to the worst, I suspect it will make a decent chew toy for the dog!

This is a great idea. You can take your frustration out on it if needed without breaking it. It is a fun pen holder to have on your desk

This will only hold a thin pen like a Bic (no lid). I bought for my wife and her work desk, but the work supplied gel pens don't fit, so its in her draw.I was only just a fun gift for a Christmas socking filler, but if cant be used , its useless.

Not sure on the marketing and description of this item but it holds a pencil/pen really well. Shame there aren't other colours, works well as a paper weight