F for Effort: More of the Very Best Totally Wrong Test Answers (Gifts for Teachers, Funny Books, Funny Test Answers)

I always try to give a little something extra when I make up gift bags for my child's teachers. Sure, I give gift cards (who doesn't love gift cards??) to Starbucks, Target, Visa, etc. And usually something to drink (who doesn't need a little relaxation after dealing with 20, hormonal, middle schoolers? I do, just thinking about it!).And I always do a theme: spa (candles, bath bombs, a relaxation CD, chocolate, prosecco); summer break (sun tan lotion, beach towel, gossip mags, funny sunglasses, munchies), etc. But even at our private school, where "activity fees" supposedly cover all pencils, crayons, paper, folders, etc for the classroom, my oldest's teacher had to send out a request for classroom supplies as her belated "Back to School" gift (if we were so inclined to give one). First of all, how could I NOT give a gift to a woman who spends at least the same amount of time (if not more!) every week with my child? And loves my kiddo? And is just as active in helping to form my child into a future, positive, contributing member of society? Done and done.But I didn't just want to give a "gift" full of kleenex, sanitizing wipes, mini candy bars for her reward box, and dry-erase markers. I wanted to both adhere to her wishes, AND give her a little something for herself to show her how much she was appreciated. Beyond the aforementioned gift cards... So keeping with my obsessive need for themes - I scoured Amazon for classroom-related gifts. Ignored anything to do with apples. Or "world's best" (even if I agree!). And then I came across several books, guaranteed to make teachers nod in agreement, laugh, and thank their lucky stars that their class isn't as bad as it could be! This book hit that exact spot. The recipient (and I - when I browsed it), got a kick out of this compilation.

The print is so small that even when zoomed per the instructions, it is virtually indecipherable to anyone over 40! NOT a pleasant reading experience in ebook format.The frustrating reading experience overwhelms the otherwise amusing content.

I love a great laugh and this book definitely gave it to me. I laughed like I was out of my mind! You see, I’m not as creative as the students featured in this book, but I wish I were. They had the cleverest answers to test questions I would have agonized over if I didn’t know the correct answer. Their “smart” responses had me in stitches! Thank you for the awesome belly laughter.

As a mom of 3 wild Irish boys, I wanted to have something they could read to make them think, and question why the answers were wrong and also, amusing. I found the book to be mostly humorous, and occasionally, get-down funny. i wasn't disappointed; that was what I was expecting. I remember taking tests in school, and having absolutely no idea what the correct answer was, or even remembering ever hearing or reading anything related to the question. I would search my puny brain for some sort of a reply that just might be close enough to fool the teacher. That never worked! My answers were just ridiculous! But I'm sure I gave the teachers a good laugh every time. (Example - Question: What is a "stereotype?" My answer: "Two types.")

I gave this as a gift to a teacher and she loved it! I wasn't sure if she would like it because maybe it reminded her of grading papers, but she didn't put it down once she started reading it. The best part was hearing her laughter from the other room, every time I heard her laugh, snicker, or snort I knew she was reading this book. Very funny if you are into how children see things.

Jus5 not formatted well for the Kindle. Very difficult to read. Looks like very little effort was made to produce tg3 Kindle version.

A quick, sometimes hilarious read. This is not a novel for an airplane ride or a vacation on the beach. Rather, it’s comprised of one-liners drawn from test answers by students who either didn’t study or are developing a career in stand-up comedy. Shouldn’t take more than fifteen minutes to read cover-to-cover.

The perfect gift for anybody who has either been a teacher, had a teacher, or the all around disaffected student who is resigned to kicking back while waiting for the Apocalypse.

Head cold works a treat

Made me chuckle

Very amusing, not convinced that all stories are true but you never know

Bought it as a gift, but from what I was able to read, this book is hilarious! My and my family laughed out loud at the majority of this book, so it was well worth the read. It'll leave you wishing there were more pages to laugh at.

Ich finde solche Bücher und den Humor genau treffend und sehr sehr amüsant.Leider sind die Bücher dieser Reihe nicht durchgängig auf dem Niveau wie ich es mir gewünscht hätte.Manche "Witze" sind leider einfach nicht so lustig wie viele andere und fallen irgendwie als Lückenfüller auf.Daher leider ein Stern Abzug.