Think a birthday balloon is only suitable for a kid's birthday party? Think again.Balloons - On the one hand they're synonymous with the good times – playfully batted around a dance floor, flanking a table of extravagant hors d'oeuvres or taped to the garden gate to symbolize there's a "party over here!"...On the other hand, they're a depressing reminder of your wretched old age, colorful orbs telling you that you should definitely be having more fun than you are; getting in your face as you try to clear up a pile of last night's alcohol-drenched debris.Celebrate the realities of life with Firebox's brutally honest Abusive Birthday Balloons!Get ready to have your guests in stitches with our offensive balloons ready to undermine someone's special day while having all of the guests rolling on the floor. Spice up a boring celebration with our tongue in cheek decoration perfect for birthday party games for adults.In each 12 pack you'll get:4x Red – FCK ME YOU’RE OLD4x Yellow – HAPPY FCKING WHATEVER4x Orange – THIS PARTY IS SHTOn the balloons, it does read the full words and are not stared out.These funny balloons may be savage but they're good for the environment because they are also biodegradable balloons. Tie them on strings, on a balloon stand, or just let them roll on the floor, we're sure hilarity would ensue with these novelty balloons.Let there be color, fun, and insults. Click "Add to Basket" now!
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